paintings

The invitation!

come one, come all! you are all welcome!

skull

for a canvas trade
20x20 cm, acrylics on canvas

The true passion of the christ!

During the translation of the scripture, the translators made a little mistake.
A little mistake in the part where Jesus dies. Considering the subject, it could well have been intentional, but let us not delay the moment of truth.

The word "cross" was not originally used in the bible, the word that was used was "crotch". Jesus walked up the mountain with his crotch in his hand, and he got hung by his crotch.

Jesus was an exhibitionist who was into BDSM. Really! Do the math! He placed a thorny crown on his head, played with sharp objects (spears and stuff) and he got hung. By his crotch. Let's not even get started about all the whipping he received. How he died, is still a mystery tho'. Propably asphyxiation, or a heart attack from all the sexual excitement, or aids.

That's not all. He is known to kiss dudes, who knows what else he might've done with them, he loved washing the feet of his followers which might indicate a footfetish. He married a whore and always had a man-harem surrounding him.
He might've been the one who started the whole cannibalism-thing as well, feeding his harem his own flesh and his own blood, making them believe it's ordinary food. Could be, Jesus was actually the antichrist, rebelling against his parents.

I've got tunnelvision!

Think Suicidal Tendencies when reading the title.

Still aliveeeeeee....

Something I'm working on at the moment. Literally, at the moment, it's drying right next to me now. Its gonna get blown up to A2 size, the original is A3, some text will be added as well.

I am also working on a cool chestpiece, but it didnt happen yet because i dont have any pics. Also, a half sleeve. Pics will be up when im done with them.

added a new photo, it's drying again.

The tale of the advanced monkeys

I like doing research, I like reading about stuff.
In the case of the Tale of the Advanced Monkeys, I read the part in Hamlet where Hamlet describes how people get eaten by worms when they die. It's written beautifully, but, turns out, it's not true.

Worms are vegetarians. They eat earth, digest the organic material and shit out the earth again. They don't eat meat. Maggots however, do. But maggots can't get to a corpse because its either buried in a hole in the ground or buried in a coffin. Especially in the case of kings.
Corpses are being eaten by bacteria, from the inside out. These bacteria turn human organic material into minerals. These minerals are used by plants or eaten by worms.

In the long run, we are eating dead people, yes. Nothing goes to waste, everything gets recycled. But a properly buried corpse does NOT get eaten by worms and maggots directly.

Thank you for reading, sorry for spreading wrong information.

sketchdump!

onehundredandfirst post!

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De Optimist!

U bent terechtgekomen bij De Optimist. Dat is erg goed nieuws, want De Optimist is een geheel nieuw, eclectisch, cultureel magazine, anders dan alles wat u eerder hebt gezien, gelezen, en meegemaakt.
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Overigens is het behoorlijk typisch dat ik werk voor een blad met de naam "De Optimist". Klopt iets niet helemaal...

janneke van der horst