paintings

The invitation!

come one, come all! you are all welcome!

skull

for a canvas trade
20x20 cm, acrylics on canvas

The true passion of the christ!

During the translation of the scripture, the translators made a little mistake.
A little mistake in the part where Jesus dies. Considering the subject, it could well have been intentional, but let us not delay the moment of truth.

The word "cross" was not originally used in the bible, the word that was used was "crotch". Jesus walked up the mountain with his crotch in his hand, and he got hung by his crotch.

Jesus was an exhibitionist who was into BDSM. Really! Do the math! He placed a thorny crown on his head, played with sharp objects (spears and stuff) and he got hung. By his crotch. Let's not even get started about all the whipping he received. How he died, is still a mystery tho'. Propably asphyxiation, or a heart attack from all the sexual excitement, or aids.

That's not all. He is known to kiss dudes, who knows what else he might've done with them, he loved washing the feet of his followers which might indicate a footfetish. He married a whore and always had a man-harem surrounding him.
He might've been the one who started the whole cannibalism-thing as well, feeding his harem his own flesh and his own blood, making them believe it's ordinary food. Could be, Jesus was actually the antichrist, rebelling against his parents.